See I didn’t use today do I don’t have to say the whole, this is actually yesterday but to tired to post it yesterday, and by doing that I saved myself typing a whole bunch of characters which I just negated to explain this crap to you…fuck.
Anyway, this time I went to a random town, can’t remeber which, and basically massacred the whole town without getting caught whoo~. The two kids continued to run through town as though the multiple bodies littering the floor were simply invisible, fucking immortal psychos. They were playing tag, tag and ran over one of the guard’s bodies, it was actually rather funny. Why can’t I take one of these little psychos as a companion, immortal and psychopathic, the perfect partner for my murderous wood elf.
Well after that I went over to Mzelf or m-something or other, I’m sorta wondering cause I don’t remeber hearing whether the m is silent or not. Oh well, I was heading into the ruins and saw some dead people so I pulled them out of the way respectfully, after looting their bodies, because hey someone has to pay for that nasty skooma habit I picked up from those Kajhiit.
So I saw a few Falmer and using my trusty bow I shot a few arrows at them, idly enough instead of falling over like normal they popped into the air like those stupid half suction cup like things you would turn inside out then let them go really fast so they didn’t hit your hand when they popped into the air. No idea what they’re called, maybe poppy poppers, cause that’s what I would call them.
But I digress, after the poppy popper Falmers I did this wierd light thing for this dude and he blamed me when it didn’t work, so he rants at me and somehow that means I accepted a new quest do I got out of there and decided to go to the dark brotherhood place instead.
I report in that I killed the important cook dude so I’m told to go enact the master plan. It’s all going smoothly, I make sure to pull off the job and get away with a rather small 1500 bounty, a guard catches me just as I’m leaving solitude, instead of arguing I’m just like, “Dude here take your money,” so he’s like “Cool,” and I’m on my merry way to go kick that bitch’s ass for selling me out.
I get there and almost start to cry, those of you who have done this quest know why. I only wish that afterword I could have laid them all out to rest in a field of flowers. Anyway I get my next quest instead of going to complete it I head out into the mountainous areas for some grief exploring and to Fus Ro Dah some stupid goats off a mountain, I’m watching the goats fly when I see a shack, in it there’s this dead guy so I’m like cool, I’m about to loot his place when I see a journal. I read it and now my grief is doubled. I take the little dog with me for a bit but send him home not long after afraid he’d get killed.
So now I’m traveling alone as the intrepid solo explorer running through the big area with the giants when out of nowhere a fucking mammoth lands in front of me, I’m like wtf so I kill it and keep going. Then a few bandits fall out of the sky near me and now I’m getting really scared so I break into a run for Whiterun just wanting to get to my house when a dragon skeleton falls on my head. At that point I decided the Skyrim gods were punishing me for Fus Ro Dahing those goats, or trying to help my grief. Either way I was quite amused and skipped my way back to Whiterun where I once again robbed the town blind and picked everyone’s pockets.
Also found two amulets of Maura or whatever the ones that let you marry, trying to decide on a mate. It’s rather difficult but I will find someone who can keep up with me, I just wished that so many of the marriage candidates weren’t nords. Why no Kahjiits or Wood Elves?
Oh also turns out one of the Falmer I shot in the knee which I noticed and literally spent the next minute laughing making arrow in the knee jokes… Good times good times.